Funny CrossFit Team Names

Looking for funny Crossfit team names? We put together a list of the funniest ones we’ve found from real competitions. View the list below and feel free to add to it with your own funny names by adding your comments at the bottom of the article.

  1. funny crossfit team namesOlder Than You
  2. Wall Ball My Heart
  3. Team Smitty
  4. Sweaty Coconuts
  5. Raging Hormones
  6. Show Me Your Snatch
  7. Booty & the Beasts
  8. Team Hardwood
  9. Brains & Brown
  10. Steak & Eggs
  11. Sweet & Sour
  12. Flash Gordon
  13. Bacon Masters
  14. Vicious & Delicious
  15. Short & Stout
  16. Love & Snatches
  17. Oliver & Company
  18. Hurricane Sandy
  19. Natural Born Killers
  20. Married w/CrossFit
  21. Team Swingers
  22. Team Clunger
  23. 99 Problems But a Snatch Ain’t One
  24. Intermediate Level Athletes
  25. Wallball & Chains
  26. Snatchin’ then Dispatchin’
  27. Nothin but a G-­‐thang
  28. Double Under Your Spell
  29. Death Doctors
  30. Max Rack Pulls
  31. 6 Packs
  32. Concrete Vaginas
  33. 50 Shades of Pukie
  34. The CrossShits
  35. Sandbaggers
  36. 1RM Singles
  37. Isometric Bicep Dudes
  38. Cool Crossfit Name
  39. Till Failure
  40. President Bush
  41. Gorilla Balls
  42. The Truncates
  43. Juiceheads
  44. Muscle Mania
  45. Broseph Stalin
  46. Gainz for Jesus
  47. Only Super Cool People
  48. Ass riders
  49. The last team
  50. As Many Beers as Possible
  51. Last in Race
  52. 2Fit2Quit
  53. Baconater
  54. Katrina
  55. The Garbage Men
  56. We Lift More than We Make

Build your own Funny Crossfit Team Name

Simply take the word that corresponds with the first letter of your first name in list A, then pair it with the word that corresponds with the first letter in your last name for your unique and hilarious CrossFit team name.

For example: My initials A and B makes my team name: The Crust Stuffers.

(First Letter of your first name…)

  • (A) Crust
  • (B) Chain
  • (C) Hole
  • (D) House
  • (E) Animal
  • (F) Weight
  • (G) Plate
  • (H) Rope
  • (I) Car
  • (J) Plug
  • (K) Cow
  • (L) Piss
  • (M) Pole
  • (N) Crown
  • (O) Paint
  • (P) Pear
  • (Q) Arm
  • (R) Door
  • (S) Face
  • (T) Mail
  • (U) Orifice
  • (V) Train
  • (W) Body
  • (X) Turd
  • (Y) Uncle
  • (Z) Power

(First letter of your last name…)

  • (A) Busters
  • (B) Stuffers
  • (C) Breakers
  • (D) Pullers
  • (E) Killers
  • (F) Lifters
  • (G) Pummelers
  • (H) Takers
  • (I) Makers
  • (J) Pluggers
  • (K) Punchers
  • (L) Kickers
  • (M) Eaters
  • (N) Painters
  • (O) Pukers
  • (P) Smashers
  • (Q) Poppers
  • (R) Tuggers
  • (S) Flippers
  • (T) Quitters
  • (U) Holers
  • (V) Pokers
  • (W) Pilers
  • (X) Snorters
  • (Y) Growers
  • (Z) Flippers

Want to generate your own funny CrossFit team names?

There is a cool site that has a funny Crossfit team names generator you can use to make your own team name. You can visit the website by clicking here.

We’re sure there a ton of other hilarious Crossfit team names out there and we would love to hear them. Please submit your own funny team names in the comments section at the bottom of this article. You can also make your own unique funny Crossfit team names by using our handy chart above.